Tuesday, April 30, 2013

There was a cliff fall today at St Oswald' bay adjacent to Man O War Bay and two Collingwood girls were there to report

23rd April
23rd April spot the path in the distance on the right
Today me on the top path the bottom path has gone
Today the Portland Helicopter
Today the Coast path closed
The media was there....

This is the other side where the mud slip took the stairs away....

Sunday, April 28, 2013

'tis after midnight...

...and 'tis time to wish our Newsletter editor-in-chief, Sue, a very happy birthday...

Saturday, April 27, 2013

a bill of a similar colour...

Solution to yesterday's quiz.

The quiz clearly was too easy for Pau -well done! The second photo shows the reaction I got when I told the pelicans they would appear on the PRS Blog!

Friday, April 26, 2013

For those who like quizzes.

Anyone know what this is?

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

St Georges Day in Dorset

Crumbling cliff, all the steps have gone!
Man O War Bay, steps are still there
Cerne Abbas
Cerne Abbas, this New Inn has been in a constant state of repair
The big house in Cerne Abbas, not Kate Adies though :)
Cerne Abbas
Yesterday I went firstly to Cerne Abbas to see th Giant, 
not worth taking photos as he was looking a little jaded.
Then I went to check out that crumbling cliff at Durdle Door, see top photo
I then had my first cuppa in the van this year... aren't we lucky with the weather :)
I have posted the info re Durdle Door not sure if you can read it...

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Second Coming - TWICE?

Is this rather poor photograph proof that Louisiana is God's Country and Mandeville is the site of the Second Coming?

Local wildlife responds to Pom on holiday

Sunday, April 21, 2013

happy 30th...

...first appeared this day 30 years ago!...

I need Rentokill!

My hotel has huge rats that come up between the floorboards, but at least I have found somewhere with internet access approaching broadband speeds.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Now if he can come up with one for wine for the reunion

A quick shag

 Many thanks for the birthday greetings. I've been trying to respond now for several days but I'm currently in one of the worst parts of the world for internet connectivity. This post took over 35 minutes!

Sherry's birthday

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Thanks for the birthday wishes

 Thanks for the birthday wishes, Helga and all.   Thoughtful of you.

Had a good day gardening here in Ottawa where Spring has finally arrived.

Here's a more recent picture with my favourite Drake Boy Down Under,Mr Terry Barker. Now that I no longer have braces I can smile...

Sorry I won't be able to make the Southampton Reunion but look forward to following the fun on the blog.


happy birthday...

...to Sherry...

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

I love this!

A new fuel tanker arrives on location in Qatar .
The newly appointed American manager tells the Qatari supervisor to ensure that the tanker is clearly labelled:
Diesel Fuel in Arabic and No Smoking in Arabic.
This is what he got ... (see attached pictures).
This is for real !!!! WILL NOT BE SEEN ON ALJAZEERA
You better believe it, not a joke.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Trying again



Friday, April 12, 2013

Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Try and cheer up everybody!

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.

I went to the cemetery yesterday
to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

I was driving this morning when I saw a parked RAC van.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.

Statistically, 6 out of
7 dwarfs are not Happy.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador .
"Blow that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!!
At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

A wife says to her husband you're
always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
He says what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair.

I was explaining to my wife last
night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a
different creature.
She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening.

The wife has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby.

The wife was
counting all the 5p's and 10p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly
got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.
I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

When I was in the pub I heard a
couple of plonkas saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they
knew the pilot was a woman.
What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!

Local Police hunting the
'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

A teddy bear is working on a building site.
He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.
The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."

Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!"

Just got
back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.

19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket
lady asks "Why so many of you?"
Mick replies, "The film said 18 or

An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum
with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain.
It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.

Saturday, April 06, 2013

Beyond belief!