Saturday, December 31, 2011

Sydney Harbour blows up...

So this was the view Sherry and I had a couple of hours ago. We saw in 2012 by eating bulk seafood with Helga & Stu and Sonya & Alan.
I also have pics of Helga but she won't let me post them.
Have fun when its your turn - we should be in recovery by then.
Happy New Year....

Happy New Year the Noo!


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Hope this works, copy and Paster (Hey up Eileen!) into your browser.
I am sure Paul could do this better and put the clip straight to the blog.

All the best everyone far and wide.

Stormin'

I prefer this one Paul

Friday, December 30, 2011

Happy New Year, everyone!

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time?
Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.
"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?
Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late.
We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"
Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year...Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad's toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves...And begin to sing: What A Friend We Have in Jesus.
Then we all go to the Bahamas."

For the southern gent.

Wishing you a Happy Birthday Alex

Gone grey again

I cannot make comments as it has gone grey again, could be my computer so will reboot later... hope this works.

It is very grey down sarf Paul, raining even, shocking but true.

my screen has gone grey too

Hello All, nearly surfaced from Christmas busyness... I cannot make comments and my screen is grey, just hoping this post works :))

Love and Peace for 2012 xx

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas



Have a good one y'all

Best Christmas Lights Display (HD)

Best Christmas Lights Display (HD)

Health and Safety advice for Christmas

All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open

sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised

that a Risk Assessment will be required, addressing the safety of an

open sleigh for members of the public - safety belts must be fitted,

with provision for infants. This assessment must also consider whether

it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture,

particularly where there are multiple passengers, who may be

horizontally challenged. Please note that permission must also be

obtained, in writing, from landowners before their fields may be

entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations

(ie non-Christians), we would request that laughter is moderate only,

and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.


Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for

collection by any shepherds planning, or required to watch their

flocks by night. While provision has also been made for remote

monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras, from a centrally heated shepherd

observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded that an

emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks

to the flocks.

The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining

his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are

wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the

harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.


Following last years well-publicised case, everyone is advised that

Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to

the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, any

exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered

discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those

found guilty of this offence.


While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in

various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is

reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality

Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless

of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted

that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded,

while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic

resins, that may evoke allergic reactions.


Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a

manger without a crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and

will be arriving shortly to discuss the matter with his parents.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

A deep and manly version



Got goosebumps now... should be cleaning the house but here I am playing with the computer :))))

Monday, December 19, 2011

Talking of favourite Christmas songs



Beautiful ..... there are many versions I may just keep posting them :)))

Merry Christmas



A very merry Christmas to all you bloggers and PRS-ites everywhere. Thanks Paul for another year as Blogmeister and to all contributors for a most excellent and interesting blog year. Long may it continue.....

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Christmas Greetings to all Bloggers

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Please keep feeding the “Squirrels” whatever their colour!

heart

Friday, December 16, 2011

The ultimate irony

In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union
address will occur on the same day.
This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.
The other involves a groundhog.

Merry Christmas all you PRS BLoggers



As promised, Cliff at his best..... best wishes for a Happy Christmas and a peaceful New Year xx

There are even candles for those who love a fire! Exercise moves for those energetic ones and lots more, watch carefully :)

Thursday, December 15, 2011

A digital nativity

HAPPY CHRISTMAS ALL!

http://www.flixxy.com/digital-christmas-story.htm

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

daily mail

Anyone see Saturdays "mail"
Looking for Collingwood Girls!!!!!!!!!!!

Joking!

Been off line for a week due to local broadband “malfunction”

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:    Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman:   Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?
1st woman:    I froze to death.
2nd woman:   How horrible!
1st woman:   It wasn't so bad. After I quit  shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman:   I died of a  massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman:    So, what happened?
2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

ahead of time...



...happy Christmas, y'all; happy birthday fer the 30th, Alex, and happy New Year to everyone...yep, think I've got it covered until 2012! :))

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Took me back



This took me back... not sure why I remember but I do... they are playing oldies on BBC Radio 2, the lyrics are brilliant.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Christmas is coming and the berries are out


On the way back after my cycle ride


No Carol I was not called short :)


I took loads of the Holly and its berries...

A fab day, these were taken couple of weeks ago, the sky was so blue

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Bit of word play...

1.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3.
She was only a whiskey maker,
But he loved her still.

4.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
Because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.
No matter how much you push the envelope,
It'll still be stationery.

6.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
And was cited for littering.

7.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
Would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8.
Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

9.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

10.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

11.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

14.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center
Said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
Prison was a small medium at large.

16.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and
Pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17.
A backward poet writes inverse.

18.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19.
When cannibals ate a missionary,
They got a taste of religion.

20.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris ,
You'd be in Seine .

21.
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'


23.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that
You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
During a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends,
With the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

Monday, December 05, 2011

ROYAL NAVY

 

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Further to article in latest newsletter, this is the Royal Navy Party at WHV airfield having flown in from Belgium.

7th May 1945

Courtesy of IWM on line.

Get the ladies in the mood


Thanks Eileen

Saturday, December 03, 2011

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Keeping my priorities


I had sufficient funds saved to either - 1) Replace my broken dentures - OR- 2) Replace the canvas on the boat.... I think all will agree that I made the right choice.....  Best wishes to all, I apologise for missing a few birthdays and etc. A combined HAPPY RETURNS to all. Seasons (upcoming) best to the OZ group.  I think a PRS pennant would go well on the bow? ( I may be  receiving some 'Jingle' decorations for inside the cabin ?)

NYE downunder

Hi Guys. I'm back on line after moving house in Canberra.
Only thirty days to go. Then I join Sherry, Helga & Stu, and Sonya & Alan for a mini-reunion and some fine dining at the Sebel on the right of the photo to see in the new year. When you see the fireworks covering the Sydney Harbour Bridge, imagine us almost underneath them.
I hope each of you has a good time planned - we'll think of all of you up north as we struggle through the heat of NYE in Oz.